Tenley

Note: Read as a rap similar to the theme song of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but not really.

Now this is a story all about when
This mixed up girl by the name of ten
Came to DC and joined a hip hop crew
Comprised of people who be sick like the flu.

In West Los Angeles, born and raised
In the studio is where I spent most of my days
Dancing to classical, pretending I’m cool
But following my intuition just like Jewel.

When a couple of friends, they said, “Tenley, what’s up?”
I said, “Yo, I’m headed to the east coast. Yup!”
They replied, “What the heck are you thinking? You’ll freeze.”
And I said, “I’ll just layer... even though I still sneeze.”

So I hopped on a plane, three thousand miles I flew
And now I’m on this site, which you already knew.
But I’ll leave you with this, CFunk is my fam.
And I’m a vegetarian, so don’t feed me lamb.

PostScript: She dances better than she sings.